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IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) is a sequel to the much-beloved and often-played Mortal Popbat, the war game of empty-eyed vinyl bobbleless bobbleheads. Now even more chaotic and bloated, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) is sure to satisfy that primal desire to see little merchandise blobs maul each other. Spend, fight, destroy, and see who comes out on Pop™!

Featuring:
-Thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety-nine (13,799) unique Pop!batants to build your army with
-New stats, including Bloodthirst, Phrenology, and Existential Dread
-Melee, ranged, and magic attacks
-New damage types such as Impact, Vibration, Radiation, and Void
-More diverse powers with even stranger interactions
-Too many Conan O'Briens
-More!
-More!
-MORE!
-ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED

StatusReleased
CategoryPhysical game
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(12 total ratings)
AuthorRathayibacter
TagsGore, Turn-based Strategy, War

Purchase

Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5 USD. You will get access to the following files:

IMMORTAL POP!BAT 2 FUNKO DEFINITIVE EDITION.pdf 19 MB
IMMORTAL POPBAT plaintext.txt 5 MB

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All true art is provocative, and learning this game has 1618 pages of stat lines based on extant funko pops has provoked thought in me regarding commercial commodification of worthless plastic. I would say you should make one of these for MTG cards if that wasn't loosely a description of Magic the Gathering

How many players is this for?

(+4)

This is a cursed and vile game. Do not play it.

why was this in my feed after the funko incident?

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IP!b2:fK.O.(DE) is the immortal serpent that encircles the world thrice over. It's not that you've just discovered this game, not even that you happened to cross paths with it; it was already all around you, and this is merely the moment it has chosen to reveal itself.

(+9)

went through all 5 stages of grief and entered a secret sixth stage reading this

(+4)

this is a work of art

(+3)

funkpop dx!!

Yaaas

(+1)

yaaaaass!!!!